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when the gods say yeet the child and you go with it
Guy 1(an idiot): please don't yeet my child he's my only son
Guy 2 : sacrifices must be made
3π 1π
When she say she wanna smash, but you look up her address and she moved to Ohio
Guy 1: hey where did Girl go?
Guy 2: she totally March 16th me
Guy 1: did you bring the lube?
Guy 2: I brought something better *takes out peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
Guy 1: this is why we're compatible
What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day
Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide
Guy 3: my mom's soup is delicious
Guy 1: hell no it's just water
2π 2π
Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party?
Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining