24-36-24

Statistically the perfect figure, for a woman.
Bust-Waist-Hips
24-36-24

You, on seeing a hot as fuck girl: Hmmmmm, 24-36-24
Your mate: huh?
You: that girl there walking past.
Your Mate: ooohhhh RIGHT, NICE

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Bluetoothbellend

A bluetoothbellend is some1 who uses there bluetooth-headset to show off by talking very louldy into it whilst around others.
Although the devices are very handy for people like taxi drivers, they actually just make you look like a compleate poseur.

Bluetoothbellend: Hello
Your Friend: Huh?
Bluetoothbellend: yeah I should be able to...
Your Friend: I thought he was talking to me then.
You: Nah, just a Bluetoothbellend.

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Air Force

Branch of the military that uses air craft to attack or defend land and airspace.
Yet another British invention.

The British Air Force is the RAF, formaly His Majesty's Royal Air Corps.

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