CRAFT

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”

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CRAFT

acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.

School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "

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CRAFT

C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing

"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"

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CRAFT

Can't remember a fucking thing

"dude, I drank so much last night and now i'm suffering from CRAFT"

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crafting

1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.

2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.

David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.

Angela: You mean crafting?

David: What?

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Crafting

Crafting originates from a prank made by Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil. Essentially I believe it means to be a distraction from crying.

I'm crafting so hard.

Craft, It'll be alright.
Don't cry, craft!

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Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

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