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Fieldston

A high school located in Riverdale, New York. This high school holds over 800 students and attracts some kids from the Greater NYC Area, The Bronx, and Westchester. At this school it is very easy to succeed, if you stay above the influence. But there are a few dumbasses who decide to not care. People cut class to go to Salvatore's Pizza and Yo Burger.

Fieldston has successful sports teams. Even though the field hockey team eats ass, the football team is very good. The basketball teams are decent. Softball, baseball, soccer, squash, and tennis teams are also good. However, the swim teams suck ass. The boy's team is basically ran by this one black kid who beats everyone.

At Fieldston, many kids enjoy getting drunk and high at fests. That's why they are called the Field-stoners. A few years ago a kid was even expelled for dealing weed to the whole school.

At Fieldston, the females usually have big behinds and smell nice. It's a common sight to see a guy going: "Look at that BOOTIE". At Freshman Friday, the Freshman that go onto the Senior Grass are thrown into the trash cans. While this happens all of the upperclassmen laugh. Fieldston is diverse with blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, indians, and even a few martians.

Fieldston is literally the greatest and funniest school ever!

by Afield-stoner March 27, 2017

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