Menomonee Falls

a dead beat suburb of milwaukee, wisconsin. no place for teenagers but the high school.

Living in Menomonee Falls blows chunks.

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melonhead

(n)someone with notoriously big testicles.
(v)to give a melonhead, take your entire man's testicles into your mouth and lick all over.

(n)"My baby's got such a nice melonhead to suck! It's so huge!"
(v) "Gonna give my man some melonhead tonite, he's gonna love it!"

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fried

not attractive; ugly; hit

"Yo Keisha's new man is fried."

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Gwen Stefani

A singer for the group No Doubt. She is know for her unique style and great voice

Gwen Stefani is in a band? I always thought she a solo artist

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jpdank

When a man insists on wearing Jogging pants that showcase his 'dank' this is referred to as jpdank.

I went to the gym today, and let me tell you...There was a whole lot of jpdank happenin in there.

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slipknot

A really scary band with scary masks but their music still rocks.

"Slipknot rocks my sox off all the way to the laundry mat."

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heartbroken

the most depressing thing you'll ever know. when you realize that you love someone and they don't love you back. you wonder how you live the way you do, hurt, lonely, and sometimes just confused. if you ever still see that person you might try to hide your sadness, but its hard. you just want to run away and cry. sometimes you may just act angry to try to keep from being depressive, but it doesn't always work, sometimes things just get more complicated. you might get mad and call him a freaking heartbreaker!! you might think you hate him sometimes. but you don't, your just trying to stop loving him. well love never dies. so if the guy u love doesn't love you now then he never did because love doesn't go away. he might try to tell you that his love for you is gone... but love doesn't leave like that

the story of my life, as of the day he let me go..

you told me you loved me..
you promised we would be together forever..
now i'm just mad that i believed you!!

u even did this to me after i emailed it to u

-If U LoVe Me Like U Say U Do-
-Prove 2 Me That Ur LOvE Is True-
-Say U LoVe Me N Hold My Hand-
-Tell Me That U'll always B My Man-

if u didn't mean it.. why'd you have to go n say it??

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