right-clicking

A phenomenon that occurs when a hapless office worker begins to doze off at his or her computer with mouse in hand, thus triggering undesired clickage due to temporary heavy-handedness.

Hey Jimmy, did you see the new intern right-clicking this morning?
If I don't grab another coffee, I'm going to be doing a little right-clicking myself.

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dick meeting

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

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