Jojo Siwa

A girl with a fat ass forehead who is really rich and you can’t ever understand a word she says.

Jojo Siwa is so annoying and I can’t understand her at all.

25👍 19👎

Bitch

Me

Guy: Your a bitch.
Me: Ya, I know.

Periodic table

Bullshit we don’t need to know to succeed in life unless we’re scientists

I got a 50% on the periodic table of elements because I don’t have time to study.

2👍 4👎

James

A good guy who isn’t the best with interaction but is still really sweet and kinda hot

I think I have a crush on James.

1👍 10👎

Santa

A fat perv who breaks into your house and eats you food and drinks your milk. He also stalks you.

Santa called me and my two other friends hoes as he said “Hoe, hoe, hoe Merry Christmas, remember, I see you when your sleeping.”

1👍 1👎

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa

You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?