Permergency

Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.

"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "

Squoze

Verb

The past tense of squeeze.

I done told her twice, but after 2 black eyes she left me no choice - I grabbed her by the neck and squoze the shit out of that mouthy bitch!

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Boycisously

adverb: to do something in a covert manner; sneaky, sly-like, trained, well - prepared, and often slightly under handed or with a unknown agenda.

"Ishmael boycisously entered the garage"

Derived from the well trained marine, Boyce Eugene helms Jr.(aka Woodstock), helicopter crew chief.

Ishmael boycisously entered the neighbors building.

Legiterally

Literally + legitimately

= Legiterally.
When you really, REALLY mean something.

Dude, that was legiterally the phattest ass I've ever seen on a white girl.

Girt

Noun:

The sound a chick makes while getting deeply throat fucked.

"She claimed she had no gag reflex... Until I made the bitch girt!"

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GÜber

When you have taken a bit too much GHB and have to get a friend to call you an Über home.

"Yo Holmes, I can't see to dial... Do me a solid and call me a GÜber."

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Accidacial

(n)

If on exit you realize you have a rather speedy flyer that has overshot his intented target (titties) and landed somewhere on the facial region, i.e. chin, mouth, lips, eyes, cheek, forehead, and sometimes ears. (Neck is part of the original firing range)

"As she shoved the first knuckle of her finger in my ass, I came so hard I gave that bitch an accidacial.

And then a high five, on her other hand, of course"