Ovenovich

noun: an insult used to describe little tiny beige and white dogs who love sleeping

Listen Timmy you are not a human nor a dog but an ovenovich

Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp

I saw someone pour some Mountain Dew over a statue of a king for ceremonial purposes

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SPRITE CRANBERRY

Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY

hera:hey Zeus would like some SPRITE CRANBERRY?
zeus:GIVE IT TO ME BITCH!!!

Sprite cranberry

noun: a term used to describe a man who will come to your house and knock then bust the door open and finally sing a song about sprite cranberry

During Christmas a sprite cranberry happened

Sprite cranberry

noun the nectar and ambrosia of the gods if you drink it you probably are a god

My friend thought it would be funny if he stole some sprite cranberry