Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

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britch

your lackie; someone who do things for you on command in fear that they will get a severe beating from their "master"

Hey britch, get me a soda.

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shimmy

verb - to move ones arse, pronto

shimmy yer arse o'er there young'un

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P.O.C.

Piece of Crap; used when too lazy to say out what it means

That kid is such a P.O.C.

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ZeroZen

is a very dangerous latin american Hacker

Computer hacker

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VW Bus

The most awesome of all vehicles. The VW Bus is spacious, comfortable, versatile, beautiful, and fuel-efficient. It is perfect for both long and short-term road trips, and makes crossing the country a pleasure. Its large capacity allows friends, bandmates, and fellow hippies to come along for the ride.
The VW Bus is also completely unsafe due to the nonexistant crumple zone in front of the dashboard (this means that there is a sheet of metal the width of a tuna can protecting your legs in event of a crash.) This lends an air of excitement and risk to every road trip.
See also kick ass, beauty, marijuana, touring and band.

"Ah, man, did you see her new car? I heard she drove to CA to get it."
"Yeah, it's a fuckin' beauty!"
"A '77 VW bus! Holy fizznats!"

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Dobber

a taddle-tale, person who tells on other people.

You're telling dad ? You're such a dobber!

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