fritos syndrome

When a chick doesn't clean her cootch properly, and her poon starts to smell like Chili Cheese Fritos. VERY, VERY NASTY. Can result in nausea and vomiting by said chick's boyfriend, and stalking behaviors.

I was fingering her, but she ended up with Fritos Syndrome. My finger smelled like it for a week!

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low rider

Little caddies or other late model cars that people lower to get the effect of being low to the ground. Usually driven by mexicans or 'gangsters'. Sometimes outfitted with hydraulics.

Low riders are for guys who can't get it up.

Damn, look at that wankster in that low rider... someone's a yuppie...

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exc

emocore. combonation of hardcore and emo, related to hxc and sxe. emo core is for kids age 16-25 who like to cry, but dont want to look like TOTAL pussies.

"emo is sooo cliche. i only listen to screamo and emo-core.

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ballin

Possesing two pistols of the same type, and usinging them both at the same time. kick ass, and just fuckin cool.

Johnson was kicking some serious ass with those two magnums. He's Ballin

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rock is dead

Long live paper and scissors.

john: rock is fucking dead man...
Stan: long live paper and scissors!

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bidniss

1. Criminal Activity
2. Sexual Activity
3. A man's bladder

1. Jimmy's gonna be here in a few minutes with my... bidniss...

2. John and Clara wheren't alone for more than 2 minutes before they started getting down to 'bidniss'.

3. Phil keeps grabbin his cock, I think he needs to take care of bidniss.

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reverse shocker

Similar to the shocker, but opposite. For the anal whores who wouldn't feel just a pinky. One in the pink, two in the stink.

long live the shock-her.

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