how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

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sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

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noobcannon

In CounterStrike, the Autoshotgun. You can spot a noob from a mile away because of the sound.

"shit, you look like a huge walking twat useing the fuckin noobcannon. get some fucking talent."

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shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

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winner

Cheaters that don't get caught.s

Bush TOTALLY won the '00 election

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three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

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Gonmon

Kick ass artist, and all around lovable and sexy man-beast. Notable for his wonderful Earthbound and Metroid art.

Gonmon has once again set the standard for PWNage.

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