Fucking Arab

Slang term used in ‘Murica for:

non-whites, non-Chistians, and non-Americans, as well as

whites, Christians, and Americans

Universally means cock-sucking faggot unless you’re in the Pentagon, in which case it’s a term of endearment for your boss

White male: “Fucking Arabs everywhere these days”

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Jewbags

Jewish woman’s tits. The name comes from the fact that they look and sound like bags of coins.

“Bro, look at those Jewbags on her. Not banging her tonight.”

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Sewerside

A side dish so bad it tastes like sewer and makes you want to commit suicide after eating it.

Often seen at over-marketed joints like 99 and Olive Garden to make their meals look larger.

Good restaurant visiter tries the side: “Eeugh. This Tastes like total shit. It’s fucking Sewerside”
Calls over-helpful bitch waitress who wants a good tip: “Can you replace this with something edible?”
Bitch waitress: “I can get you another of the same.”
...Good restaurant visitor commits suicide

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The Donald

A penis.

Kid 1: “Man, what’s this thing growing between my legs?”
Kid 2: “That’s The Donald. You’ll want to satisfy him with pussy when you’re older.”

1 day later:
“Bitch say hi to The Donald.”

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Trump’s Wall

A wall Donald Trump wants to build as part of his master plan to grab em by the pussy.

Step 1: Build wall
Step 2: kick out Latino men
Step 3: Easy picking of hot latina chicks

Intelligent person: “The true purpose of Trump’s Wall is something the Fake News Media won’t tell you.”

Hoe in One

When you get with a chick right away.

Opposite of meeting a chick and finding out she’s a feminist.

Ron: “I roofied that bitch and had her pussy for lunch.”
Sean: “Hoe in One!”

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