fagstreet boys

The proper term for Backstreet Boys because they're a bunch of stupid fags. Their probably hiding vaginas in their pants which explains why they sound like a bunch of eight-year-old girls on helium.

If the Fagstreet Boys suddenly became non-existent the world would be a better place.

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crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

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Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.

"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."

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french military victories

oxymoron

The french won military victories? No they didn't you dumbass.

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rock fan

Rock fans aren't associated with the KKK you fucking dumbass. And why don't you actually meet one before being a prick about it? Dumb shit...

Only people who had their mind fucked in like mindwideopen and eggroll would believe the RIAA-controlled diarrhea-shit their listening to is real music.

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Whack-n-toss

What macs should be called because your supposed to beat the shit out of it after seing how shitty it is.

I just got a new mac and I tossed it out the window.

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Alliteration Insults

Fuchsia Fuck, Dick Dictator, Vagrant Vagina

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