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Noun. A small, flaccid penis.
Suzy was disappointed to see John had a microsoft.
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Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.
See also Bill Gates; Windows
Fucking shit Microsoft programs
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A slur word against windows and any other Microsoft services users
Hahaha, he must be a Microsoft, he uses windows!
A large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.
Josh: "I'll just get on with some work..."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"
Josh: *I'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type*
Microsoft Paperclip: "Do you want to write a letter?"
Josh: "No."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Okay, do you need some help with that?"
Josh: "NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!"
*clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...*
... 2 minutes pass ...
Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"
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An obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.
Me: *sleeping*
Bill Gates: I'll just take this disk... *yoink*
Me: You, come back here right now, or I will personally come all the way over there and call Ronald F***ing McDonald to kick you in the nuts!
Bill Gates: hehehe *escapes* I'll just change the name to Microsoft, and this program to Windows, and no one will ever know!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Cheap B******!
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Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc
Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"
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