Bar Vulture

An unattractive or down right ugly chick who hangs out till last call and then swoops down and snags a guy who's decision making skills have been altered by drinking all night. This creature will scope out the room searching for beer goggle wearing fellows who normally wouldn't give her the time of day.
She tends to strike during the end of the night when most of the good looking girls have already left for the night and guys are getting desperate for a hook-up. It is usually the next morning when the victim sobers up when he realizes he has fallen prey.

" I have to stop drinking so much, i keep waking up with BAR VULTURES."

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Digital Q-Tip

When you use the stylet from your pda or smart-phone to clean the wax out of you ears.

I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had to use my Digital Q-Tip on the drive into the office.

arf

Term meaning a person of African decent who cannot swim or swim well. Derived from the acronym A.R.F. which stands for African Rock Fish. Used by lifeguards or ride attendants in the U.S. northeast who generally work at the jersey shore or water parks near large urban areas.

Hey Bob, keep an eye on that Arf heading for deeper water.

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erwin

a beer or alcoholic drink that has been left out unfinished. usually found in large numbers the next morning after a party.

1st guy: "dude, grab me a beer while you're up."
2nd guy: "no way, you already have two erwins sitting in front of you."

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