tumblecock

A rolling ball of cock. Used as an insult. When someone is beyond just a cock, they are so much cock that it can't stay in one place.

To use the word and the idea best, you need to just yell the word into the face of the tumblecock.

"Bob is a tumblecock!"
"Yea he is, watch this" *walks over to Bob and leans into his face* "TUMBLECOCK!"

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spirited smoke

A lost cause, hopeless endeavor.

The cigar lovers decided to get together and reminisce, but soon realized it was all spirited smoke.

Fancy Man

A dashing, sometimes handsome, and sophisticated man characterized by exquisite wardrobe, impeccable taste, and respect and good manners towards the fairer sex. Will often spend an obscene amount of money on an object if it is of higher quality than the less expensive variety because he likes to only buy things once. Can be judged on a scale from 1 to 10, a very fancy man being a 10.

The perpetually self winding Marathon watch is virtually indestructible and will last an eternity, making it the perfect gift for a fancy man.

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