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Catholic politics

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. It is the absolute truth. Over time, many Catholic popes, priests, and bishops have demonstrated an inability to use their absolute power responsibly. When word/gossip of this leaks out, there is a panic in the magisterium because the Catholic church must be an infallible institution. Then begins the media spin, where the magisterium conjures up whatever lies they can in order to warp the truth to their favor. Then, every bad thing is neatly swept under the rug. This is the cycle of Catholic politics.

I really like Catholicism and it is a great religion with strong morals and lots of good people, but Catholic politics just make me sick.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021


irradiate

intransitive verb
1. To expose to radiation.
2. To treat with radiation.
3. To shed light on; illuminate.
4. To manifest in a manner suggesting the emission of light; radiate.
5. To send forth rays; radiate.To become radiant.

The girls who worked at radium painted watch plants in the 1920s were irradiated real bad.

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021


developer.mozilla.org

Best JavaScript API reference guide for developers.

developer.mozilla.org is the best. Yes, it used to be a lot better when anyone could post whatever they wanted and didn't have to go through a painful github process to make minor edits, but developer.mozilla.org is still pretty good.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021


naturally flavored

Basically means that artificial sweaters classified as "natural" were used instead of purely synthetic artificial sweeteners.

Jerry: What is the difference between naturally flavored and naturally essenced?
Madeline: Who the fuck knows? It all tastes the fucking same.

by Bad C dev September 29, 2021


subliminal sex message

A sly underhanded satanic gesture spawned by women and rarely picked up by guys, who are too busy looking at their boobs to interpret anything they are saying.

Omg, so I was crazy horny and my vag was super thirsty, so I went around to all the guys at work and made every possible subliminal sex message I could think of, and no one showed up at my house later that night! So, I had no choice but to revert to overt sex messages and wear a bikini top to work the next day AND ONLY THEN everyone showed up at my house (even the boss!!) and we had an amazing orgy. Guys these days!, omg!

by Bad C dev May 14, 2022

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Farpa

DARPA's latest new pet-project.

Working on Farpa has made me proud to work at DARPA.

Now we can weaponize any animal to produce burps that smell like farts, which gives a strategic advantage on the secret battlefield.

by Bad C dev August 2, 2022


Apex Hosting

Most overpriced Minecraft hosting solution.

Please don't feed the evil Apex Hosting; just get Linux and do DIY Minecraft Hosting and get better performance for a fraction of the cost.

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

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