To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.
When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!
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Person 1: Ayy bro you think Sammi over there is fine?
Person 2: Yeah, bro she's painted.
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When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.
I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.
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To be extremely high on Marijuana
being painted is the art of being so high that your own house feels like a movie seen
βDude Iβm fucking paintedβ
βLast night I was so paintedβ
βYou look painted as fuck Hossβ
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The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.
I drew an awesome picture in Paint!
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I need a twenty from you.
You want that hard or that paint?
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The Paint
Basketball slang referring to the key.
Most likely to be used when playing street ball
Lots of bitch ass niggas, like Waka Flocka Flames, like to think that they "go hard" in the paint, when in reality; they do not.
I go hard in da paint, leave you stankin', what the fuck you thankin'
- Waka Flocka
LeBron James goes hard in the paint
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