pharmliving

21st century life after 9/11 comprised of daily consumption of prescription pharmeceuticals in order to make life worth living.

Compared to the life I was living, pharmliving is the life for me.

2👍 1👎

ludite

a person who is addicted to ludes (methaqualone)

Girl, she is a major ludite!

11👍 60👎

Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

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negga mess

Hair that has not been combed or otherwise styled in any way and looks like hair that hasn't been washed in a month.

That guy really has some kinda negga mess!

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pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

289👍 98👎

ah-so-choy-yo

A person of asian origin;

Go down to the ah-so-choy-yo store and get us some beer.

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DVVG

The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.

DVVG is at my door again. I'm so sick of that guy.

4👍 10👎