laughter

Medicine for the soul

"I have bowel cancer"
Laughter fills the hospital

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cuervo carl

Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.

The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.

Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!

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keg nog

Code for beer at a Christmas Eve party.

I'll bring the cookies and mistletoe if you bring the keg nog.

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me

Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.

Redundantly yours,
Me

P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?

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charmed

A phrase that gentlemen use when making acquaintance with someone, usually an attractive female.

Ron: Derek, this is Samantha.
Derek: (kisses Samantha's hand) Charmed, I'm sure.

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pro

A professional, someone who operates with exceptional style, grace, and skill, and is usually trained to perform under various levels of time or environmental pressures.

James can flip a dozen pancakes in five seconds, what a pro!

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pout

Curling one's lips into a frown and proceeding to cry.

When girls pout...
She went into the bathroom to pout again.
Aww, we should talk to her.

When boys pout...
He went into the bathroom to pout again.
That pussy! Let's go make fun of him.

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