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Man's best friend, next to TV.
Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
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Delusions Of Grandeur
A D.O.G. is someone with the potential to have really big dreams but without applying oneself will end up just eating the dirt, metaphorically speaking.
A D.O.G. usually starts out very timid or perhaps somewhat of a spaz in social situations. They show all traits of an extremely bright but also very underdeveloped individual.
D.O.G. in a classroom: Dude I think I'm gonna go to college and get my AA degree or something. But then I'll want to work a good job too, I mean I don't want to flip burgers or anything like that. Maybe then I'll meet a nice girl with cute boobs and butt and go out with her and once I make enough money we'll be able to go on expensive dates and then we'll get married and have lots of babies. Hurray!
Other students: Okay whatever... (sigh)
P.E. teacher: Alright maggot give me 10 push ups
D.O.G.: But sir my arms hurt
Everyone else: OKAY JUST SHUT UP THEN PLEASE
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The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.
A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
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The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:
How do you like them apples!?
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Something a person will ask if you are when not paying attention.
What, are you blind? That's wet cement.
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God's punishment for enjoying sex.
My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.
(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
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