NPI

In Spanish; Ni puta idea! Which loosely translates to no fucking idea in English.

"What'cha you doing later on, sexy?"
"NPI! I'm still trying to find something to do..."

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MILF

The acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

"Damn, you see that hottie pushing the stroller?"
"Yeah, she's a MILF!"

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