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Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

by Battlephone October 6, 2009

16👍 9👎


Shovely

To physically appear as if one has been hit in the face with a shovel

Q:what do you think of that girl?
A:oh, she looks shovely

by Battlephone October 2, 2009

11👍 1👎