The Tyrannosaurus

When your having sex with a girl and you tell her to trust you, so you put a blindfold on her and she’ll open her mouth and you shit in her mouth. She’ll ask why is it spiny? Then you tell her to take off the blindfold. She will be disgusted and won’t want to touch it while she screams and spits it out with her arms bent therefore looking like a T-Rex

Guy: Your girlfriend bit on my dick while she was sucking, so I gave her The Tyrannosaurus

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