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Anal Cavalier

Pure solid geezer that goes on bare quests in a person's (usually a peng tings) anal passage.

My grandad is a crazy anal cavalier

by Beltazar November 10, 2017


Ham Sammich

A tasty and nutritious breakfast consisting of minge.

I had a lovely ham sammich this morning.

by Beltazar November 12, 2017

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Eggy Menace

A naughty man that is obsessed with eggs and will do anything to obtain them, including but not limited to stealing from poor old ladies, selling his body and pure raging when the shop sold out.

That lads a eggy menace, he just broke my grans jaw for a egg and cress sandwich.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017


Clockophile

A woman who is obsessed with clocks

Wow That woman is a serious clockophile

by Beltazar November 12, 2017


Gash Bashin'

When you bash the gash so hard your abdomen turns into a dishwasher.

Who's up for some good old fashioned gash bashin'

by Beltazar November 9, 2017


Gobble Gash

When you slurp up a Tsunami of a wet minge and you need a towel to dry yourself off

I was soaking wet after last night's gobble gash

by Beltazar November 12, 2017


Lack of Art

When someone denies pure art.

That gimp denied my solid piece of artistry they got a bare lack of art

by Beltazar November 11, 2017