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henpecked

A guy who won't hang out with his friends because his girlfriend will get mad.

Shit, it looks like Bubba is henpecked tonight!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

192πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


equalizer

A baseball bat, or other lethal weapon.

They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

44πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


gayness factor

How gay a person is.

Well Charles, the ganess factor sure rates high on that gay guy.

by Benjamino October 8, 2003

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


duck fat

fat duck

Cant do it, bcause there are no fat ducks out there.

by Benjamino October 8, 2003

8πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dadillac

Your father's Cadillac.

Vinny Cuzheen has his dadillac tonight.
He's gonna pick up some cushinettes!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 23, 2003

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž