Branston

A branston is where a young boy called Bradley eagerly scoops out a handful of branston pickle from the jar and rubs it around his penile area in order to arouse himself

“Bradley your dinner is ready, would you like branston on your sandwich?”

“I’m okay thank you mother I have already had my fair share of the family branston today”

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Lake guarda

When a young lad is about to cum and he vigorously removes his yogurt slinger from his birds pussy and fills her belly button with his special sauce to create a creamy lake with his southwest sword....

“Jameson was being adventurous last night, i have a little lake guarda situation down in the abdominal crater”

Benson

A benson is when a young man usually by the name of “Benjamin” or “Ben” who likes to have sex in mattress shops to mark his territory

“My mattress smells a little cheesy maybe it’s been the victim of a benson”

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Flannery

The act of taking a family members sodden flannel and aggressively flossing with it until you notice a slight discolouration and then leaving it on the side for an unsuspecting victim.

Flannery -

“David why are all of the white flannels slightly discoloured”

“I don’t know father just wash your face you’ll be fine”