Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.

Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"

Baekon

An intentional mispelling of bacon used to describe bacon that looks too good to eat.

Mom: Ey son, come eat yo bacon.
Son: Damn! That’s some Baekon right there. Alright now where the forks at imma eat now.