Javin Jerzeswup

Inventor of the jersey swap by players following sporting events. Pioneer of the modern post game jersey tradition.

Chaz and Axel got a great post game picture with each other’s jerseys on, all thanks to the famed Javin Jerzeswup.

Thomas Paidtimoff

inventor of paid time off, hangs out mostly around the holidays

Ox has work next Monday, luckily im hanging out with Thomas Paidtimoff

Salvatore Shurtzverscins

Inventor of the “shirts vs skins” competition concept. Created after several hilarious mishaps with passing the ball to the wrong team.

“Hey Pax I don’t reminder who is on our team”
“It’s all the guys with their shirts off bro, thanks to Salvatore Shurtzverscins”