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The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school
Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}
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The most painful day of the week.
Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!
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The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.
Fuck! It's monday..
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The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."
Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."
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The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
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The day everybody hates to have to put up with. Monday is the morning of the week, and it gives a general tired feeling and the return to work or school. It has worse weather than the other days of the week, too. Dreary and puts you in a bad mood.
Guy: It's Monday once again. God help me.
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1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.
2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend
(n. origin: Satan)
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