po-mo

Post-Modern this can be anything as far as descriptors go. I use it to describe being one step ahead of the curb.

Ashley's post modern subtle gothness will catch on but she is my adoness.

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fore play

The act of sexually arousing your lover before you partake in having sex. The fore is derrived from before. Usually the woman initiates it by either giving the man a handjob or a blowjob.

Before having sex Ashley was giving me a hand job then I slowly picked her up and let her do the rest.

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grubs

one who comes to the olive garden only for the free salad and bread sticks and complains so much that they stop the order; when the bill comes for dinner he will wait till theres change and take out more then he put in; is known to order only water cause of the cost; cheap

How are we short, Tony took all the fives again

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ASCS

It is a hidden message. In Manitowoc Wisconsin at the ASCS office is where you can find the corener and also some other weird stuff.

The ASCS office in Manitowoc sucks they do not give out piss poor topographical maps.

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Sex Bomba

Originally started in Roncalli German as a joke, but then caught on. It is German for "sex bomb". But also is used to describe people like Big-T and Conan O'Brian.

Conan and Big-T are the Sex Bombas.

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big red sweater

a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes

Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr

dropping the hammer

when sitting, you get up and fart on a persons head while they are watching tv, or playing a game, then you yell the name out

i dropped the hammer on pail

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