Big mac

A fat woman's vaginal region after you flip it

I flipped a big mac the other day

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BMX

When you flip upside down during sex and your foot enters her pus

Craig: I did a BMX on my wife last night!
Jim: I heard a BMX hurts like hell from my wife!

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Ukulele

A godawful "instrument" that talentless hacks play to try and seem likeable at all
It's only acceptable when a Hawaiian plays it

God I hate the ukulele

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Names on urban dictonrary

When you search a name on urbqn dictonrary and a big wall of text comes up about how perfect people with that name are

Jarmk♡●♤■: nick is a big dicked Chad who always gets action whether hes playing foot ball or basketball 😘😘
Bigpussmasher87: cant even search names on urban dictonrary

pc

Pussy crusher

PC means pussy crusher

Cheech

1. Really young child on social media who spams wholesome memes and text emoticons and watches pewdiepie on youtube

Jonycqts445: XD wholesome 100 millions XDDD XD XDDDDDDDDDD :))) that was funny!!!!!!! xD LETS PLAY MINECRAFT XDD
Person: fucking cheech

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November

December but brown

Guys its November I'm so excited for Christmas!

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