reverse coffee break

Peeing into your own mouth.

“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.

Vegibacoconian

A vegetarian who is open minded enough to eat bacon and chocolate.

I’m a vegetarian...no wait...I eat bacon and chocolate. I guess chocolate isn’t a problem though. I’m really a vegibacoconian.

Water Champion

Tom Segura

Tom Segura has been crowned Water Champion, beating his wife Christina mainly because of her inferior Yorkie sips.

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