Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'

'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'

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Apeshit

Really really really angry or pissed off!
Its not uncommon to go apeshit:
When the dog shits in yer slippers.
When your husband sleeps with your sister.
When some ugly bollocks grab asses you.
When cars purposefully splash you on your way to an interview in your lovely white suit.
Most things the average family does.

'When dad finds out you borrowed his new car, crashed it into the house then set it on fire, he's gonna go apeshit!'

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doirty

Another word for dirty, used around Ireland mainly Dublin. Comes from the Mars bar ad where the guy says doirty in a Dublin accent.

"Jaysus you're very doirty!"

Pantera Fan

A person that is a fan of Pantera, no bad attitude,
no fat girlfriend, not trailer trash, just listens to Pantera.......but would probably still kick your ass if you bad-mouthed Pantera.

I like Pantera, therefore I am a Pantera fan.

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Scarlet

A word used by 13-17 year old Dublin girls (not D4's) as slang for being embarassed as the face would go bright red.
Normally pronounced and shouted like 'SCARLEH!!'
other variations would be mortification

Ohhh Jeeeesus! I just slipped in shite!
Fookin Scarleh!! (Scarlet)

Translation - Oh dear, I appear to have slipped in excrement, how embarassing.

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Chillax

A mixture of the words chill and relax
except it seems to be there two words multiplied so its a sort of extreme relaxing.

Can be used for when you are sitting in your garden on a summer evening with a beer listening to 'Time of the Season' by The Zombies.
Or if someone is having a major freaker and going ape shit at people you can tell them to chillax.

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DIT

Dublin Institute of Technology
Only the bestest college in Dublin!
Officially set up in 1997 but the institution can trace its origins back to 1887.
Other bigger colleges sometimes look down on DIT as it is broken up throughout Dublin and therefore doesnt seem as big or as important as their campus.
Apparently will be moving to Grangegorman where it will form a super college and take over the world!
It has 20,000 students attending.
DIT was named "Best Institute of Technology 2005" by the Sunday Times
Some famous alumini are
Bertie Ahern, Darina Allen and The Boomtown Rats.

I go to DIT Mountjoy square.....woo!!

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