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Pascal

The hottest German person, he's a loving, caring Nazi, he will fight and sweat for his friends then he will gas them. He is all-around the best Dark Souls player in history and will make you feel like the biggest noob on the planet if you challenge him.
Pascal would die for his cat, but not before incinerating and cutting in small pieces the bastard who killed his cat, then feeding said pieces to stray dogs, saving one piece which he will send to the bastard's family in a gift box.
Pascal is awesome.

-Have you had fun last night at the party?
-It was all boring until Pascal joined and released the gas.

by Boliyai August 23, 2017

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