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Oli

The act of reducing female passers by in the street to quivering jelly by using a dangerous combination of exquisite facial features and incredible thighs. This process takes place over a prolonged period, often of three months or more, resulting in a spell of frenzied fornication and mutual joy for the perpetrator both of the Oli and chosen passer by.

There I was, happy with the world and innocently walking to work when I was hit by an Oli from a distance of about three meters. Or: I have been well and truly Oli'd so I am totally useless.

by BonnieThomas06 July 11, 2008

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