my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

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