Spider

Flecks of shit that stick to the toilet bowl, even after flushing, that resemble spiders trying to crawl up and bite your ass. Sometimes caused by explosive diarrhea, other times caused by a Tower of Pisa turd when it falls and leaves shitflecks behind

I had a case of the volcanic shits - one blast from my ass painted the entire inside of the bowl with spiders.

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