hamster

a dirty little hairy rat that shits all over your counch and dies 2 days after purchase.

Kid: I want a hamster for christmas!
Me: You stupid fag, go shove that rat up your ass.

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morphodite

a word derived from hermaphrodite, describing an individual with both male and female genitals. Usually true for other organisms and extremily rare for humans, but it can be used as an offensive term against an individual.

%Horny Morphodite Eying a Stud%:Ohhhh happy dayzzz!
%Stud Looking back, discustingly%: ...
%Morphodite%: Hey, im HOrny, please stick your dick in my pussy and il stick my dick in your ass!!!
Stud: You fukin fag, just shut the fuck up and go burn in hell!

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retardation

An act of being retarded.
Proving one that he is retarded, this known as showing (retardation).
An act of handicaped actions.
An act that proves that you are fucked in the head.

Josh was smacking his chest and drooling and acting like he has A.D.D. This proved that he as showing his retardation.

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stingray

bitch of a fish that killed the Steve Robert Irwin :( , I hope their species get extinct.

That stingray stuck his ass pin in Steve Robert Irwin's heart, what a dick.

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speed

distance / time

The amount of distance you travel over how long it takes, (how fast you travel)

My speed increases when im reaching orgasm.

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kanada

its spelled Canada you stupid dickless fags.
C-A-N-A-D-A

anyone who spells Canada as kanada shud immediatly commit suicide!

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nigger luck

quoted "Exceptionally good luck, emphasis on undeserved. "

guy 1: WHOA FUCK I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!
guy 2: thats such nigger luck

nigger: gives guy 2 a rotesserie split for saying nigger

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