Emmitt Smith

The Greatest Running Back of All Time. Played for the Dallas Cowboys for 13 Seasons, then went to the Cards for 2 seasons.

Emmitt is a PIMP. Thats why he's the all time leader of rushing yards.

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pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.

I challenge you to a pissing contest!

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chicken bombing

The act of throwing a live chicken into a person's face, preferably while in motion. Similar: dead chicken bombing; as above, using a deceased chicken.

Matt and I went chicken bombing from the golf cart this afternoon.

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bfg

1. Brown Finger Giver - a person who sticks his/her finger in an asshole. Usually performed by homosexual males, but can also happen when an inexperienced male attempts to finger a girl but hits the wrong hole.

1. Jeremy is a BFG! He jammed his pointer in my asshole!

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