daydream meet

when you meet somebody you think they perfect for you but they leave and you never see them ever

somebody: dude i had a daydream meet man i met that amazing girl...
me: she disappeared? calm down i had them DD shit so many times

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commenate

comment + hate = commenate
hating comments

dude1: check my shit out
dude2: k...
dude1: dont fuckin commenate me, man

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diet mentos

when you put diet coke or pepsi with mentos
and most of us know what happens, its funny
people started record it

dude, look at You Tube theres so many Diet Mentos vids
check em out

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weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

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