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Taco Bell

A fast food chain that specializes in Mexican and Tex-Mex food.

"Bro, I have the munchies. Let's go get some Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell."
"Do you still have some of that Tapatio left?"
"No, we gotta go to the supermarket."

by CBinion91 April 7, 2020


Modesto

The 14th largest city in California. With over 40 square miles of land, it has a population of 216,000 residents. It has become well-known as the hometown of Star Wars creator George Lucas... as well as other celebrities.

"Man this wineis good shit! Where did they make this??"
"Modesto, California."

by CBinion91 May 21, 2020


Salt Lake City

The biggest city in Utah. Besides Reno, it is the only major city in the Great Basin.

"Weed's illegal in Salt Lake City...AND the state of Utah."
"Then I'm not going!"

by CBinion91 April 8, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

by CBinion91 April 7, 2020

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Child's Play

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.

" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020


Round Table

A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.

"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020


Detroit

A major city in the Midwest state of Michigan. Automobiles are built there...and there's a lot of nightlife.

"What should we do when we get to Detroit?"
"Lets get fucked up at the casino 'til 8:00 pm. Then after that, we could cruise around and try to find a hooker."

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020