Placed

To be put in one's place

Todd: Hey little buddy, what's going on?
Mark: Just finished banging your mom. How's that for what's going on?
Jeff: OHHH PLACED!!!!

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Chicken Necking

When black girls thrust their head back and forth when they are usually yelling at you, much like a chicken thrusts its head back and forth when it walks or runs.

That black girl was fucking chicken necking when she was yelling at me.

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garburator

A fat girl

Sam: nom nom nom. This warthog tastes amazing!!! nom nom nom

Chris: Holy fuck the garburator is at it again. What a pig!

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B Flat

A fart that has a lot of bass, as opposed to being a squeeker

Jim: Holy shit Mark, that was one stinky fart.

Mark: Yeah, it was a B Flat.

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supertanker

An extremely large woman

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!

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Feeding the pig

Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her.

A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something.

Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it.

Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.

Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older?

Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end.

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Fish Cop

A fisheries law enforcement officer

Police officer = regular cop
Fisheries officer = fish cop

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