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theres no I in team but there IS an I in WIN!
Celeste stays up all night figuring out a maximizer formula, and when she comes into work earlier than the rest of you dildiots, you don't get credit for it, SHE DOES. Instead, she gets fired for being a lousy team player. Because you're a whiney little bitch. Before leaving with her severence, she is heard to have shouted "There may not be an I in team, but there is an I in WIN!" as she slid down the banister and into the arms of a deserving company who didn't want to pay a consultant. There's no i in team, but there is in win, okay?!
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this blond chick who's kinda country who likes to have wild kinky sex with black men
Celeste: Damn, Kalyn, what happened last night?
Kayln: Oh it's straight I hooked up with the light one and you got the dark one as usual....and mine is a rapper.
Celeste: Damn nigga!
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a word that describes something warm, fuzzy and cute that makes you happy when you touch them or see them or think about them.
it can also describe the action of doing something that makes you happy in the aforementioned ways...
kittens are so lully...
sleeping in bed with someone warm is lully :D
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The love that transpires between a man and a beatle.
Wow that man has beatlegluvin all over his face.
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what you call a girl when shes really tiny before she's been broken in and you try to finger her.
Look man, it's Just Pinky- I tried going down there but thats the only thing that would fit.
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An italian wannabe rapper sitting on the crapper (waiting for something to happen.... but nothings going to happen at all.)
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