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This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out, the inside of her twat sticks to your cock. Thus, the pink glove.
"I was fuckin this hoe last night, bitch was dry as hell, she kept giving me the pink glove"
113π 28π
The act of receiving oral sex, without giving any in return.
"I got that dumbass bitch with a Okie Doke"
80π 133π
Microwaving a piece of dog shit on high for 5 minutes at a party where you don't know anyone. This REALLY stinks, especially if the dog is old or sick!
"That party was wack, So I set off a Nuclear Carl"
26π 2π
This one takes practice. This maneuver requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank. Now don't flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl. If you play your cards right, it may ferment. Great prank for those lame partys.
"I gave that toilet a nice upperdecking, Just wait till she comes outta there"
61π 15π
A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.
"At this party last night, Kim was the first to pass out, So I gave her a mushroom"
39π 36π
A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)
"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"
43π 7π
That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.
"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"
16π 3π