Fapulon Prime

A robot from the DEEPEST DEPTHS of space, BENT on the destruction of all humanity and life with the almighty FAP (Family's Ass Plumber) machine. It makes the noise of a thousand rape alarms blasting through a megaphone.
Approach with caution.

person 1: OH NO! Its Fapulon Prime!
person 2: What the fuck is that!

person 1: It's the noise of impending doom, and rape alarms.
person 2: Is that a ... no it can't be!
person 1: The FAP cannon!