Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.

Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

15👍 1👎

ice box

To deny a woman sex. The female equivalent of blue balls.

She was working me all night, but I wasn't having it. I had to ice box her.

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banana burka

a condom

That chick gets around. You should wear a banana burka if you don't want to catch anything.

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Salad tongs

A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.

That dirty bastard's sporting some serious salad tongs.

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sea beagle

A lumpy fat chick with a mean disposition who wears clothes way too tight and slutty. Always drinks too much and pees the bed.

Unbelievable. Nora did it again. She managed to get some guy to take her home after berating him and she pissed the bed. She's a true Sea Beagle.

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hot mop

Using one's hairy scrotum to clean up after blowing a load on your partner's stomach/tits/face

I pulled out and came all over her belly, but then I hot mopped her.

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flewis

To clink your glass, or "cheers", against the front-facing camera of a smart phone while filming for social media, esp. in a group.

The wedding party got in a circle and flewissed for instagram for all their friends who were not there.