Lipitis

Its the inflammation of the bottom lip, causing the person to look like a camel or Jay Z for instance, resulting from excessive pouting or sadness brought on by constant picking on or ridicule.

Oh poor Matt, cause of Eric and Mitch playing tricks on him and poking fun at him he has now developed Lipitis.

Hey Matt you better get some medication for that case of Lipitis before a bird shits on your lip.

Hey Matt since you have Lipitis right now and its raining, Would you mind if I stand under your lip so I am out of the rain?

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Bustosser

Would be the actual person doing the bustossing. This person usually does something wrong on a normal basis day to day. And is often named Joe, Matt or John.

Oh her comes Bustosser John from the bosses office. I wonder who is getting wrote up this time.

Thanks for telling the police that I sold that coke to that 12 yr old Joe, you fucking Bustosser.

Hey Matt why are you such a Bustosser? Cant you just let us work with out telling on us you fucking snitch.

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Schuh

Someone who has the funds to pay bills on time but is always late. Will avoid bill collectors at all cost. Or will lie to buy time before having to make that payment, even if he/she has to call back and make sure the lie is received by the person who was calling to collect the payment.

I just called this guy and got another schuh excuse for why he is going to be late again this month.

Yes I agree that Steve is a schuh.

That bitch Echo has turned into a real schuh over the last couple months on her payments.

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Illegal Idol

Will be the next hit in reality television in America. Hundreds of thousands of Illegal immigrants will compete in front of three judges, performing whatever it is that they are good at or what they feel will benefit America, in hopes for the GRAND PRIZE....1 US GREEN CARD.

Man did you watch Illegal Idol last night? That little mexican really cleaned the shit out of that house.

I cant believe that that girl from India can make a rug that fast, and it was beautiful. She will win Illegal Idol for sure..

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Bustossing

Is when somebody throws another individual under the bus to avoid responsibility or accountability, in the attempt to detour from discipline or blame.

Oh shit its going down, Matt is getting talked to about that customer issue, let the Bustossing event commence.

Hey Joe. thanks for Bustossing me to the boss again. Your such a flom

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Mirclit

A person male or female that has 2 or more kids with a different combination of parents each time.

OR

A person who is a bastard factory and pops out multiple kids to either use the system for state assistance or to trap the significant other.

Wow Wendie is such a mirclit, what is it now? 3 kids with 3 baby daddy's?

Damn Joe you mirclit, try using a condom you bastard factory.

Man I really think that that mirclit Karen is trying to get knocked to keep Darren ever since he got that promotion.

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Shmaaron

One who pressures or guilts their peers or associates into doing something that lacks production value. Resulting in work not getting done and eventually leading to a Bustossing event.

Hey Joe, tell your boys to stop Shmaaroning around back there. They need to get to there first stop.

Matt, stop being a Shmaaron to John and get your calls done.