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A spontaneous, quick stop at a friend's or acquaintance's place for a sexual encounter
I'm stopping at Kesha's house for a detour before going to work
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A shit town located on the county line of carroll county and frederick county. Consist of 10-15 houses that all look poor and like shit. Alot of whores and pot heads live here.Baically an all American shit town.
A Redneck town located in Detour MD
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1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
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Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
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1. An unintentional lengthening of one's car ride by taking wrong turns; Primarily due to the driver being high on weed.
2. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.
Susan: "John why are you so late?! Transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!"
John: "Sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie."
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Taking a xanny and edible at the same time
Rob: Yo you heard what Lauren did?
Ethan: No, what happened?
Rob: She went on a Himalayan Detour and said she felt dummy.
A pretty kickass band from Michigan that's just starting to get exposure...... apparently they're going to begin recording a new album soon. It's like a mix between Black Sabbath, AC/DC and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
i saw Detour Ahead at their show on the 4th of July....
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The chillest place in the entire fucking world. May be small. No not just small its so small you can see one side to another. There is a large Pot presence in Detour everyone smokes. Though some bitches if you keep it on the DL everything is fine. There is also a large diversity in people. No not really just alot of Stoners, even a 79 year old hippie stoner. Little store and theres a plus ONE black person thats like 7 so yeah check it out man.
Ex.1: Dude i was at this place called Detour,Maryland, Hella chill
other dude: where?
Original dude: Detour man theres like 50 people that live there'
Other dude from before: cool ( Wtf he must be stoned )